After reading all 22 of the blogs up so far, I've realized that, for some reason, people actually like dead bodies. I'm finding this kind of hard to grasp, considering that is necrophilia. Not hot at all. Seriously, he doesn't have his own blood, so he'd have to drink yours just to get it up! Eww. You'd be too drained to have any fun afterward. Yes, that was a pun. Get over it.
In all fairness, the vamp would be muscular. And cold, dead, probably rotting from the inside out, etc. Not that I'm biased or anything. Just telling it how it is, guys! You know you want to come to the werewolves' side. We do, after all, have cookies. And puppies will love you forever.
After reading my great, informative chart, can you really say that vampires are better? Or do werewolves heat your blood like no block of cold, dead flesh ever could? Write about it in the comments for a chance to win a Kindle, then go check out the other blogs involved to get other opinions on the question of the year!
Good luck, to bloggers and commenters, both!
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